Reductio:
Antonio Stradivari
In 2009, Barack Obama had just become President. My loved one and I were excited about the televised ceremony. The new President had specifically invited Yo-Yo Ma and Itzhak Perlman to play after the oath. Perlman famously was to play his Stradivarius violin.
I had to leave the room. Itzhak Perlman is one of the most acclaimed violinists in the world, and the few surviving Stradivarius violins are considered by many to be the absolute finest.
But Perlman’s violin was carefully constructed in 1737. Antonio Stradivari was born in 1644. See the problem?
Antonio was 93 when he made that violin. No matter how wonderful the final product, he was too damn old.
Keith Richards
The Rolling Stones broke every Rock and Roll mold. The energy was everlasting. They could do no musical wrong.
But now I refuse to listen to any of the songs I love.
You see, Keith Richards was born in 1943, which makes him too old.
Joe Biden
As President, Joe Biden has managed a host of accomplishments that are hard to argue with. The economy has revived and roared. Unemployment is at 3.9%. Prices are too damn high, but inflation has at least stalled. Child poverty has dropped.
International respect for Biden helped him rally a unified world to back Ukraine against Putin aggression.
Important steps are in effect to slow climate catastrophe, while boosting employment.
President Biden is making all the right moves.
He represents us well, better than anyone expected.
But if history has taught us anything, it is that performance doesn’t matter.
All that should matter to us is his age.